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What you’ve all been waiting for!

April 1, 2010 by admin

TC-Helicon announces the product for every performing musician that gets song requests that they don’t know how to sing.

Presenting

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-ANATOR | Don’t Know the Song Processor
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The device contains three new TC-Helicon technologies that have been in development since 2006 (in addition, development of Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-ANOTOR resulted in the delay in getting VoiceLive 2 firmware released). The amazing new products will ramble on with nonsense sounds when you don’t know the words to the song. For example…

Let’s say you’ve forgotten the word to…”Everybody Have Fun Tonight” by the 80′s hit sensation Wang Chung, simply hum the melody and Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-ANATOR will insert “Na-Na”, or a number of other consonant/vowel combinations that after often sung when you forget the words.

The new technologies include:

Not-So-Intelligent Lyric Replacement
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- choose what sounds you want to make instead of the lyrics you don’t know
- select the amount of Beer consumed
- apply a style to the song you don’t know

Delivery Enhancement & Un-Correction
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- set how long it takes to not remember the words
- control how timid or confidently you deliver the the words you don’t know
- un-correct your voice to correlate with how bad you sing when you don’t know the words

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-ANOTOR is available today, April 1st, 2010- but only today. Price is based on how many twenties you leave in the song-request glass on the piano.


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6 Responses to “What you’ve all been waiting for!”

  1. Kevin Myers says:

    Nice April Fool’s Joke TC-Helicon !

  2. Moritz says:

    HAHAHAHAHA
    A good April’s Fool joke!:p

  3. Randy says:

    Glad you all don’t take yourselves too seriously! Funny!!

  4. George Solo says:

    A good one! You guys should seriously consider developing the product! :)

    George Solo
    http://musicline.ca
    http://georgesolo.com

  5. John B says:

    For the first upgrade could you add a feature that allows you to look like you are lip sync’ing. You sing into it but the voice sound comes out slightly slower (or faster, if you have that technology available.) Happy April fools!!!

  6. Joanne says:

    Great, I was just about to order it! Seriously, many songs start out that way as a joke but are big hits. If you got this thing to work, people would by it, and I’d be one of the first! I was disappointed I can’t order it, yet.

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